Thursday, May 20, 2010
Sex - OMG Facts.
Having sex can reduce a fever because of the sweat produced. Sex is also a pain reliever, ten times more effective than Valium: immediately before orgasm, levels of the hormone oxytocin rise by five times, determining a huge release of endorphins. These chemicals calm pain, from a minor headache to arthritis or migraines, and with no secondary effects. Migraines also disappear because the pressure in the brain's blood vessels is lowered while we have sex. So now we see that actually, a woman's headache is rather a good reason for having sex, not against it.
Spooning.
It's an art form, it really is.
Matching your form to fit the other person's like life-size puzzle pieces; Fantastic. Arm over the torso, mouth on neck, leg over leg...Mingling body parts come together to form a single verb; Spooning. You find someone that fits your spoon and for those 2.3 minutes after sex(This is assuming he/she/you won't be staying over for the night), everything is chill...Calm...At peace. Body temperatures match, breathing becomes one, and time slows down. The ideal spooning scenario.
How it usually goes, however, is completely the opposite...
They're somehow able to give off an immense amount of heat. This borders UV rays. Sometimes a kick to the shin or a jerk of the head to make it uncomfortable. Your partners breathing quickens because, I can only guess, they have heart attacks in their sleep. Or they take 2 huge, over exaggerated deep breaths in the span of a minute and a half. Her legs make random movements, or her hair is in my face, or her stupid fucking dog is eating my ear...She's weezing and refuses to turn on the fan, knowing damn well that's how I sleep. Her pillows have giant fucking rocks in them and she likes to have on two blankets because it's summer and she likes to sweat it out or something. And then after sweating it out she wants me to go down, fuck that. AND HER FUCKING DOG IS STILL EATING MY GOD DAMN EARLOBE AND SHE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT WHY I DON'T WANT A RELATIONSHIP AND I JUST WANT TO SLEEP AND...
Sorry...Went off a bit there.
All in all, spooning is important, to me that is.
Matching your form to fit the other person's like life-size puzzle pieces; Fantastic. Arm over the torso, mouth on neck, leg over leg...Mingling body parts come together to form a single verb; Spooning. You find someone that fits your spoon and for those 2.3 minutes after sex(This is assuming he/she/you won't be staying over for the night), everything is chill...Calm...At peace. Body temperatures match, breathing becomes one, and time slows down. The ideal spooning scenario.
How it usually goes, however, is completely the opposite...
They're somehow able to give off an immense amount of heat. This borders UV rays. Sometimes a kick to the shin or a jerk of the head to make it uncomfortable. Your partners breathing quickens because, I can only guess, they have heart attacks in their sleep. Or they take 2 huge, over exaggerated deep breaths in the span of a minute and a half. Her legs make random movements, or her hair is in my face, or her stupid fucking dog is eating my ear...She's weezing and refuses to turn on the fan, knowing damn well that's how I sleep. Her pillows have giant fucking rocks in them and she likes to have on two blankets because it's summer and she likes to sweat it out or something. And then after sweating it out she wants me to go down, fuck that. AND HER FUCKING DOG IS STILL EATING MY GOD DAMN EARLOBE AND SHE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT WHY I DON'T WANT A RELATIONSHIP AND I JUST WANT TO SLEEP AND...
Sorry...Went off a bit there.
All in all, spooning is important, to me that is.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
ALL CITY CHESS CLUB: Diggy- What They Been Waiting For
Diggy- What They Been Waiting For from philthegod. on Vimeo.
All City Chess Club is back at it again. This new Diggy video is FIRE!!
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Carratti :: "Tellier" :: A Halo 3 Montage by ViDoL
Sign up && VOTE for this montage of Halo 3!!
http://www.shootergaming.com/halo-3-montage-competition/2980-halo-3-montage-competition-finals.html
Monday, May 3, 2010
Wale - Diary
This song is so deep. Just expresses the fact that it's hard to pick up a girl on the street. Ladies open up more!!
Greatest Weekend Ever. 4/31 - 5/2
The weekend started off with Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles on a Friday night with the old homuies Albert, Tre, Trayvon, and a few others. On Saturday I ended up playing soccer and some video games with a few kids from school and after went to spend the night at Albert Armour's house to watch the Mayweather fight. Mayweather obviously won. Sunday had to be one of the greatest nights ever!! LUPE FIASCO STEPPIN LASERS TOUR!! Opened up by Dosage & B.o.B!! Dosage is a new upcoming rapper who is pretty dope. B.o.B has the #1 album in the country at the moment; an inspiring musician. Lupe Fiasco was just unbelievably amazing!!! THE MOST INSPIRATIONAL ARTIST IN MY LIFE!! It was such a great night. Thank you for coming out to Los Angeles 5/2 !!!
Saturday, May 1, 2010
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Lupe Surprises B.o.B
Lupe Fiasco presents Bobby Ray with a Birthday cake for his first album release! Memorable moment.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
T.I. - "I'm Back" [Music Video]
King's Back. New album KING UNCAGED drops 8/17. On my birthday too, that's what I'm talking about!!
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Thursday, April 22, 2010
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